My Death

So I was already suffering from a disease. Jehoash came to me and wept and said my father what do we do. I said get a bow and some arrows and told the king to put the bow in your hands and then I put my hands on his hands. I told him to shoot it out the window and this will be the victory over Aram. Then I told him to strike the ground and he did three times and then stopped. I said you should have struck it numerous times more because now you will only beat them three times. Then I died and was buried.

Getting Made Fun of

As I was headed on back to Bethel just minding my own business. As I was walking along some young kids came up and yelling and saying,"Go on up, you bald head", repeatedly so I turned around and looked at them and I called a curse on them in the name of the Lord because they were so rude. Then out of no where two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the young youths and then I headed on my way to Mount Carmel and then headed to Samaria from there.

I Replenished the Poisonous Water

The men of the city of Jordan said to me the town is great and everything is good but our water is terrible. Also our land is very unproductive and that is what we live by. So I replied to them bring me a bowl of this and put salt in it and so they did so as I commanded. Then after this I went to the spring and put salt in it and I stated that this water was healed and land will never be unproductive and there will be no deaths because of this water. The water is still cleansed to this day because of what I said.

Don't Leave Yet Elijah

Elijah and me were on our way from Gilgal to meet the Lord and send Elijah to heaven. Elijah told me to stay as he goes to Bethel but I told him as longly as he lives I am not leaving him so we went to Bethel together. I knew that my master was going to be taken today but I didn't like to speak of such a thing. The same thing happened like earlier and him and I went to Jericho together. The same thing happened to me one more time and we went to Jordan and the prophets came up to me again asking if I knew. Fifty men and prophets came to see this and Elijah got his robe and rolled it up and struck the water with it. The water divided for him and him and I went across it together. When we got close to the middle he asked me is there anything else I can do for you? I replied let me receive a double portion of your spirit. He told me if I see him leave this will come true. So it came where we were talking and then it happened with a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated us both. In a whirlwind he was gone and I cried out but his cloak fell and I tore my own clothes. I came back across and people from Jericho started bowing to me.

I blind Arameans

So at this time the king of Aram was at war with Israel and the king was going to set up camp. I told the Israel king to go towards them because they were close and time and time again I told the king of Israel not to get close. The king of Aram was angered and he got his top guys and asked how did I know we were here did one of you tell him. Everyone said they didn't so he ordered an army with chariots to come and capture me and they surrounded Dothan where I was. So when my servant and me woke up my servant was scared but I said don't worry God is with us and I prayed to the Lord that he may open his eyes. He opened his eyes and saw what I saw and I saw fire around them. So as they were coming down I prayed to the Lord to strike the people with blindness and it happened. So the king of Israel asked me shall we kill them and I said no feed them and then send them back to there king so he can see what I have done.

I Make an Axhead Float

I was doing my regular thing and talking to my prophet friends and telling them but Jesus and they said this place where we talk is way to small. So they said to me let us go to the Jordan river and create a way bigger place for us to talk. I decided to do it because they wanted me to pretty bad and when we got there we started cutting down trees and building a place for us to stay. As one of them started cutting it down the iron axhead fell into the water and he was so scared because he had borrowed that form someone. I said where did it fall and he took me to the place where is had fallen. So I took a stick and threw it into the water and told the guy to go get it out of the water and I made the iron float with God's help and the guy was astonished.

I Raise the life a Shunammite woman's son

One day I decided to go Shunem and a woman told me to have dinner with them because she had known that I was a man of God. She told her husband all about me and they decided to make m own little room when stay with them and my room was on the roof with a bed, a lamp, a chair, and a table. So one day I was laying in my bed she had made me and I called their servant to get her and ask why she was doing this for me and did she need anything. She said she didn't need anything but I asked her servant whose name was Gehazi and he told me that she did not have a son and her husband was very old. Then I went ahead and told her that she was going to become pregnant at this time next year and she was like you don't have to do this for me. So she had a son and he grew up and one day in the field he went to his father and said My Head, My Head and when his dad heard this he told his servant to carry his son in immediately inside to his mother. The son laid on his mothers lap until he died at noon that day. She laid him on the bed of God and went towards me to come and fix this. So I told the servant to take his staff and lay it on the child's forehead and he will be healed. He did so but the kid did not wake up from his sleep and he told me. So I went to him personally and prayed to the Lord and the kid sneezed seven times before waking and then he told the woman to come and get him.

I help Feed a Widow with a Jar of Oil

A widow that was sad and depressed cried out to Elisha and stated," Your servant my husband is dead, and you know that revered the Lord. But now his creditor is coming to take my two boys as his slaves." I was wandering how could I help you and asked," what do you have in your house?" So I told her to go and ask her neighbors for empty jars and get as much as you possibly can. Then I told her to then go inside and tell her sons to pour oil into the jars and as each one is filled put it to the side. So she did as I said to do and she kept pouring and saying bring me another jar please and her sons for the last time said we do not have any left. She was astonished and I told her to go sell the jars and pay your debts. I told her that she could live off the ones she already had.

I feed 100 men

I was just thinking about what Elijah had taught me. A man came from Ball Shalishah, bring meman of God twenty loaves of bread and they were barely baked from the first ripe grain with some nicer freshly grown wheat. The servant who brought it said how can I give this to one hundred men. So I replied, " give it to the people to eat and it will replenish itself. They will eat it and have some left over." So he went ahead and did it before the Lord and it had worked and he was astonished. 

Healing of the leprosy man

I had many miracles in my lifetime way more than Elijah the prophet before me. One of my major miracles was healing a man with leprosy which was done to Naaman. Namman was the commander for the army of Aram. He was a great soldier and a great leader but had one problem which was leprosy. Namman got a person to help out with the house. They sent a letter telling that the king of Israel needs to cure this man of leprosy. When the king heard this he tore his clothes an was so mad. I heard about this and said why have you torn your clothes and he said because they don't have very good trust in me and I have trust in you which your a man of God. So Naaman went with chariots to my house and I told a man to go ahead and go to the Jordan river and wash your self seven times in the water. But stupid Naaman became angry and went off pouting and saying why can't he just come waive his hand over me. His servants were like, you fool what the prophet says is something you should definately listen to. So he listened to his servants and it worked and he was astonished. Naaman was so proud of himself and immeadiately started asking for forgiveness.